I know you are all going to be very proud of me.
Today I used the self checkout at Supersol. Or, as they call it here, Shoofersal, because they use a פ in the name and....oh, never mind.
Why, you ask? Why because they had exactly 1 cashier open and the line was way too long for an impatient person like me. I have things to do! People to see! Places to go!
So I marched myself over to the self checkout, which is located right next to the Customer Service (hahahahaha! wait, I'm picking myself up off the floor) office.
All of the instructions are in Hebrew.
Here is what I THINK I did right.
Put in my identity number so that I could get the requisite discounts.
Here is what I KNOW I did wrong:
- Scanned the mini yogurts wrong: they come 4 to a pack, but had come un-attached in the cart - not sure, but I think they asked me how many I was getting. I said one because I think they meant how many packages. So I either got 3 free or paid for 1 extra. One of those.
- Called my onions potatoes. Put the onions on the scale thingy - pushed the "yirakot" button (yay me), chose potatoes. Afterwards realized it was onions. Didn't want to explain this to the Customer Service (hahahahaha!) person, so just kept going.
- Forgot the word for tomatoes. Yes, yes, I know that's really dumb. I mean tomatoes are almost like the national vegetable here, but at the moment of tension and anxiety the word just slipped my mind. And I had to choose a word by putting in the first letter! EEEEEK. So I just chose onions again.
-Paid for my bag of almonds twice, or not at all. Not really sure what I did here, but if you think I was going to check my receipt and argue with Customer Service (hahahahaha!), you haven't been reading my blogs very carefully.
Well, at least I walked out with groceries. And I paid for some, all, or twice as many of them.
Today I used the self checkout at Supersol. Or, as they call it here, Shoofersal, because they use a פ in the name and....oh, never mind.
Why, you ask? Why because they had exactly 1 cashier open and the line was way too long for an impatient person like me. I have things to do! People to see! Places to go!
So I marched myself over to the self checkout, which is located right next to the Customer Service (hahahahaha! wait, I'm picking myself up off the floor) office.
All of the instructions are in Hebrew.
Here is what I THINK I did right.
Put in my identity number so that I could get the requisite discounts.
Here is what I KNOW I did wrong:
- Scanned the mini yogurts wrong: they come 4 to a pack, but had come un-attached in the cart - not sure, but I think they asked me how many I was getting. I said one because I think they meant how many packages. So I either got 3 free or paid for 1 extra. One of those.
- Called my onions potatoes. Put the onions on the scale thingy - pushed the "yirakot" button (yay me), chose potatoes. Afterwards realized it was onions. Didn't want to explain this to the Customer Service (hahahahaha!) person, so just kept going.
- Forgot the word for tomatoes. Yes, yes, I know that's really dumb. I mean tomatoes are almost like the national vegetable here, but at the moment of tension and anxiety the word just slipped my mind. And I had to choose a word by putting in the first letter! EEEEEK. So I just chose onions again.
-Paid for my bag of almonds twice, or not at all. Not really sure what I did here, but if you think I was going to check my receipt and argue with Customer Service (hahahahaha!), you haven't been reading my blogs very carefully.
Well, at least I walked out with groceries. And I paid for some, all, or twice as many of them.
LOVE it!
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ReplyDeleteSo funny!! I just had my first self check out experience also. It rejected my TZ which offends my Israeli sensibilities.
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