This week we celebrated our fourth year as Israelis.
These are things that I've gotten used to saying over the past four years:
This:
But also this:
These are things that I've gotten used to saying over the past four years:
This:
- I do not understand a word of what you just said
- Oh, please pull in front of me without signalling, and while you're at it, honk at me. Several times. For no reason.
- I love how you parked on the sidewalk, it's so cool.
- Hi - the grocery has no eggs. Or potatoes.
- Oh, it is going to be yellow outside today.
- Keep the trisim down, it is April. We will open them again in November.
- It is colder inside this apartment than it is outside.
- No, I do not want the bargain you are offering at the checkout.
- No, really I don't need after-shave. Even two bottles.
- All clothing here is at least twice as expensive as in the US. Whatever.
- No, I don't know why more Americans don't move to Israel, yes it is their home too
- Yes, I do understand why you cannot make aliyah at this time in your life
- I still don't understand a word of what you just said
- So I have to take this strep stick, go to the lab, wait in line, give it to them, then wait for the results to show up. Huh. OK.
But also this:
- Wherever I go, my entire health portfolio is available on my phone
- I can make appointments, change them, see test results and get perscriptions online
- This country is strikingly, dramatically, beautiful beyond words.
And this:
- I cannot believe we actually live here
- It's so cool to be living here
- We live here!
- We are home!
I would love to use this in a compilation of blogs by olim that I am compiling...please be in touch with me...find me on facebook at Akiva Gersh...thanks!
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